As usual, this is fanfiction. Meaning that Mass Effect and its characters are property of Bioware.
Lots of (platonic) love to the ladies and gentlemen of the KAST
"Got a hot date?" pilot Joker Moreau teased his commanding officer, Mia Shepard.
"Maybe," she allowed with a mysterious smile. "If I do, you can bet it'll be somewhere you can't interrupt."
"Who me?" he protested. "I never interrupted anything. Not deliberately, anyway."
"Like hell you didn't," Mia muttered, but just then the airlock hissed open and she bolted through rather than pursue the matter further. Outside, she found herself immersed almost immediately in the chaos that filled the Wards even in the middle of the artificial Citadel night. Turians, Salarians, Asari,